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Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - Almost A Year, Hope At Least One Person Reads This Shit Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 - Tired As a Bitch Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - A Plunger Up the Ass, huh? I Gotta Remember That One... Friday, Jul. 30, 2004 - I Need You to Ass Me a Few Questions Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 - No Witty Foot Note, I Must Be Losing My Touch Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - this is a good one!!!!11111 Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - What the hell? Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - Le odio todo. Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - You People Disappoint Me Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - Ask Me A Question, Mother Fucker Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - You Aren't Black, But You Are Stupid Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 - Americans Are Almost As Bad As Spaniards Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - New Management Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 - It's been a larf. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Mmm, tastes like chicken! Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - You need to get smacked...BIG TIME. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - C'mon give it up for the fat girls, they're out there trying at least. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Is that going too far? Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Blow up dolls are a good thing....for you anyways. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Nothing like getting a mind blowing BJ then being dumped knowing you'll never get it again. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - She needs a visit downtown. Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Now you'll be the annoying giggling person in the office but for much sicker reasons. Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Dumberer ain't cha? Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - We like virgins. Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Sheesh is there nothing sacred anymore? Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - It's like a Holiday game every year.."What's the family up to? Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Nothing like a love sammich. Mmm. Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Go wide open asshole kid! We salute you! Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - God is dead and we wish you were too. Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Buttclowns was the all you had? You couldn't think of ANYTHING better? Nothing? Not a single thing better then buttclowns? Really? That's all you can think of? Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Or you could just beat his ass. Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003 - Violence solves all of life's problems. Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - I'm shamelessly self promoting. Eat it. Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Or there's my favorite GODDAMNIT. That one really pisses people off. Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Sheesh I'm like crack for some people they can't get enough of me and my flava.. Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Where do you live I want to make sure people I can't stand run into you and your crotch. Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 - Chicks..always have to make shit so compicated. Sheesh. Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 - Picky, picky. Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003 - Too extreme? Nahhhhh Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003 - I hope when he rapes your ass, you think to yourself "Man I'm a dumb FUCK". Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Enjoy your revenge Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Career my ass Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - This shit is getting old Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Blubber is fun Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - I give great phone sex Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Dumbass teenagers, don't you know how to do it yourself? Grab a needle and start screaming. Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - The sooner you face the truth, the sooner you can stop being a gaywad Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Come back later, asswad Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Loser is as loser does Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Take advantage of the morning wood Thursday, Sept. 25, 2003 - Pee parties are fun! Anyone need directions? Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 - Give me my stuff or die. Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 - Did you not read the title of the webpage retard? It says ASSCLOWNS Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - El Natural baby... el natural Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Yawn Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Turn the negative into a positive! Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - This is elementary stuff..CUM ON! Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - Why would you ever want to kill that? Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - There is no pleasing you. Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - Fucking masterbating perverts Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - And don't be afraid to kick the guy squaw in the nards Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - Welcome to the Craaaaaaaab SHACK! Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003 - Such a waste of a Toaster Strudel. Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003 - They flock together Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - You are so banned, you fucking dumbass Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - We could only be so lucky Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - You losers are really getting on our fucking nerves Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - Grow some fucking balls would ya? Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - People like you make vigilante justice seem reasonable. Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - Does it say real estate agent across my fucking forehead? Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 - Gotta stay one step ahead, buddy Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 - Someone needs to invent smart pills. Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - Barbie makes me horny. Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - Hick lovin' is a good thing. How else do you think the south reproduces? Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - You taco smelling bastards. Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - It depends on what those damn hippies eat whether it will smell bad or not. Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - Carnies need to eat too! Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - Maybe Ronald McDonald would be willing to bang you Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - In other words, stupid ass mother fuckers Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 - Murder is wrong, but kicking ass is fun and solves everything Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - When in doubt, just do it back Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - Cartoons and the Devil, they go hand in hand Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - This could be on America's funniest home videos! Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - Killing is fun Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - I don't want to murder people God, but look at these morons you send to me!!! Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - Bugafelia or lesbian..I'd take carpet licking any day. (Yeah I made up bugafelia, so what you wanna fight about it?) Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - Would you like some cheese with your whine? Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - We agree. Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - If I had a dime for everytime I've been asked how to stick it to someone..ahhhh Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Get off the nuts Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Suicide is HIGHLY underrated. Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - One less bitch = better world Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Birds of a feather Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - too stupid to even be funny Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Or you could just staple her crotch shut while she sleeps Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Be a doormat, get walked all over. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Don't people know the squeeze exercise like when you have to pee. Tighten up that pussy you meat flap chicks! Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - There aren't enough sexually adventureous girls out there. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Isn't cooking fun? Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - You have angered the God's so no hot dog flavored icecream for you. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Someone needs to explain to her that bugs aren't for mating with. Maybe she's a hick, yeah that explains it. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Jesus people are dumb Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Roofies are my favorite for getting ass when I want it. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Listen up you fuckwads Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - You know they have plastic surgeons who can fix the meat flap and extra bark on your wood problems now. Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - WTF? Where do these retards come from? Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - Is that your pussy or are you cooking some salmon? Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - It's just a formality baby Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Anything short of death would be too good for you Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Once again I'd like to say South Park has all the answers. Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Makes you wonder what everybody thinks about at the zoo right? Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Takes me back. . . Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - I'd probably Dirty Sanchez him but then you have to get a poopy finger also. Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - That's going too far...geez.... Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Does anyone know what condoms are? Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Everybody knows that boy....goddamn. Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 - South Park has the answers for EVERYTHING! Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 - Not all customers are satisfied. Shucks. Saturday, Jul. 26, 2003 - Yet another example of why the kids that ride the short bus shouldn't be allowed to leave their houses. Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 - Not even worth the breath Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 - Grow some balls, people Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 - West Nile does mostly kill kids and the elderly? Right? Good. Wednesday, Jul. 16, 2003 - We're just gifted I guess....or evil. Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 - You people really are fucking stupid Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 - Ram-a-dang-a-ding-dong Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 - We love Brenna Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 - And.... Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003 - I wouldn't mind doing it to Britney though. Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - Dead babies are funny Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - How many names are there for it? Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - Bow down, you reject Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - The rednecks are at it again Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - We hope you choke on the pussy Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 - What better to rejuvenate your career then poop? Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 - What a dumbass. Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - Brave people always leave their URL's Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - Because we are victims of evil Mother (bitch) Nature Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Are you sure thats how Martha meant it? Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Forums rock! Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Step one - stop being a whore Sunday, Jun. 8, 2003 - Do you REALLY wanna go there? 2003-06-05 - Fire fire! 2003-06-05 - Heidi needs help..assclowns to the rescue! 2003-06-05 - Whoo hoo! 2 more! 2003-06-04 - Is that skank or skunk? 2003-06-02 - Wanna get back at an assclown or rant? This is how it works.... 2003-06-02 - First off, FUCK YOU!
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