Old, Moldy Ass

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - Almost A Year, Hope At Least One Person Reads This Shit
Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 - Tired As a Bitch
Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - A Plunger Up the Ass, huh? I Gotta Remember That One...
Friday, Jul. 30, 2004 - I Need You to Ass Me a Few Questions
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 - No Witty Foot Note, I Must Be Losing My Touch
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - this is a good one!!!!11111
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - What the hell?
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - Le odio todo.
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - You People Disappoint Me
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - Ask Me A Question, Mother Fucker
Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - You Aren't Black, But You Are Stupid
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2004 - Americans Are Almost As Bad As Spaniards
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - New Management
Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 - It's been a larf.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Mmm, tastes like chicken!
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - You need to get smacked...BIG TIME.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - C'mon give it up for the fat girls, they're out there trying at least.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Is that going too far?
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Blow up dolls are a good thing....for you anyways.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Nothing like getting a mind blowing BJ then being dumped knowing you'll never get it again.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - She needs a visit downtown.
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Now you'll be the annoying giggling person in the office but for much sicker reasons.
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Dumberer ain't cha?
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - We like virgins.
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Sheesh is there nothing sacred anymore?
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - It's like a Holiday game every year.."What's the family up to?
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Nothing like a love sammich. Mmm.
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Go wide open asshole kid! We salute you!
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - God is dead and we wish you were too.
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Buttclowns was the all you had? You couldn't think of ANYTHING better? Nothing? Not a single thing better then buttclowns? Really? That's all you can think of?
Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - Or you could just beat his ass.
Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003 - Violence solves all of life's problems.
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - I'm shamelessly self promoting. Eat it.
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Or there's my favorite GODDAMNIT. That one really pisses people off.
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Sheesh I'm like crack for some people they can't get enough of me and my flava..
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Where do you live I want to make sure people I can't stand run into you and your crotch.
Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 - Chicks..always have to make shit so compicated. Sheesh.
Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 - Picky, picky.
Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003 - Too extreme? Nahhhhh
Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003 - I hope when he rapes your ass, you think to yourself "Man I'm a dumb FUCK".
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Enjoy your revenge
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Career my ass
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - This shit is getting old
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Blubber is fun
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - I give great phone sex
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 - Dumbass teenagers, don't you know how to do it yourself? Grab a needle and start screaming.
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - The sooner you face the truth, the sooner you can stop being a gaywad
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Come back later, asswad
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Loser is as loser does
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 - Take advantage of the morning wood
Thursday, Sept. 25, 2003 - Pee parties are fun! Anyone need directions?
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 - Give me my stuff or die.
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 - Did you not read the title of the webpage retard? It says ASSCLOWNS
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - El Natural baby... el natural
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Yawn
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 - Turn the negative into a positive!
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - This is elementary stuff..CUM ON!
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - Why would you ever want to kill that?
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 - There is no pleasing you.
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - Fucking masterbating perverts
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - And don't be afraid to kick the guy squaw in the nards
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - Welcome to the Craaaaaaaab SHACK!
Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003 - Such a waste of a Toaster Strudel.
Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003 - They flock together
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - You are so banned, you fucking dumbass
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - We could only be so lucky
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - You losers are really getting on our fucking nerves
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - Grow some fucking balls would ya?
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - People like you make vigilante justice seem reasonable.
Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - Does it say real estate agent across my fucking forehead?
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 - Gotta stay one step ahead, buddy
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 - Someone needs to invent smart pills.
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - Barbie makes me horny.
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - Hick lovin' is a good thing. How else do you think the south reproduces?
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 - KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - You taco smelling bastards.
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - It depends on what those damn hippies eat whether it will smell bad or not.
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - Carnies need to eat too!
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - Maybe Ronald McDonald would be willing to bang you
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - In other words, stupid ass mother fuckers
Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 - Murder is wrong, but kicking ass is fun and solves everything
Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - When in doubt, just do it back
Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - Cartoons and the Devil, they go hand in hand
Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - This could be on America's funniest home videos!
Monday, Aug. 11, 2003 - Killing is fun
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - I don't want to murder people God, but look at these morons you send to me!!!
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - Bugafelia or lesbian..I'd take carpet licking any day. (Yeah I made up bugafelia, so what you wanna fight about it?)
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - Would you like some cheese with your whine?
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - We agree.
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 - If I had a dime for everytime I've been asked how to stick it to someone..ahhhh
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Get off the nuts
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Suicide is HIGHLY underrated.
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - One less bitch = better world
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Birds of a feather
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - too stupid to even be funny
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - Or you could just staple her crotch shut while she sleeps
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Be a doormat, get walked all over.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Don't people know the squeeze exercise like when you have to pee. Tighten up that pussy you meat flap chicks!
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - There aren't enough sexually adventureous girls out there.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Isn't cooking fun?
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - You have angered the God's so no hot dog flavored icecream for you.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Someone needs to explain to her that bugs aren't for mating with. Maybe she's a hick, yeah that explains it.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Jesus people are dumb
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Roofies are my favorite for getting ass when I want it.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - Listen up you fuckwads
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - You know they have plastic surgeons who can fix the meat flap and extra bark on your wood problems now.
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - WTF? Where do these retards come from?
Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - Is that your pussy or are you cooking some salmon?
Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 - It's just a formality baby
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Anything short of death would be too good for you
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Once again I'd like to say South Park has all the answers.
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Makes you wonder what everybody thinks about at the zoo right?
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Takes me back. . .
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - I'd probably Dirty Sanchez him but then you have to get a poopy finger also.
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - That's going too far...geez....
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Does anyone know what condoms are?
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 - Everybody knows that boy....goddamn.
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 - South Park has the answers for EVERYTHING!
Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 - Not all customers are satisfied. Shucks.
Saturday, Jul. 26, 2003 - Yet another example of why the kids that ride the short bus shouldn't be allowed to leave their houses.
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 - Not even worth the breath
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 - Grow some balls, people
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 - West Nile does mostly kill kids and the elderly? Right? Good.
Wednesday, Jul. 16, 2003 - We're just gifted I guess....or evil.
Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 - You people really are fucking stupid
Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 - Ram-a-dang-a-ding-dong
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 - We love Brenna
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 - And....
Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003 - I wouldn't mind doing it to Britney though.
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - Dead babies are funny
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - How many names are there for it?
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - Bow down, you reject
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - The rednecks are at it again
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - We hope you choke on the pussy
Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 - What better to rejuvenate your career then poop?
Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 - What a dumbass.
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - Brave people always leave their URL's
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - Because we are victims of evil Mother (bitch) Nature
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Are you sure thats how Martha meant it?
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Forums rock!
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 - Step one - stop being a whore
Sunday, Jun. 8, 2003 - Do you REALLY wanna go there?
2003-06-05 - Fire fire!
2003-06-05 - Heidi needs help..assclowns to the rescue!
2003-06-05 - Whoo hoo! 2 more!
2003-06-04 - Is that skank or skunk?
2003-06-02 - Wanna get back at an assclown or rant? This is how it works....
2003-06-02 - First off, FUCK YOU!

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